- You open the fridge.
- The light flickers.
- Inside — not milk, not leftovers — but a Wassie.
🐸 IQ low. Meme power high. That’s the entire thesis behind $WSSIE, and honestly, what else do you need?
In a world where overengineered projects rug every other day, Wassie thrives on the one thing that never dies — meme energy.
🚪 Why $WSSIE?
• 🧊 Lives in the fridge — cold storage vibes, literally.
• 🤯 So dumb, it’s brilliant — low IQ equals high conviction.
• 🐸 Community-first pest — you can’t get rid of it, it multiplies.
• 🔥 Pure meme momentum — designed to thrive where logic fails.
📈 Meme Gravity Can’t Be Stopped
Every chain has its mascot.
Every bull run has its pest.
This time, it’s Wassie’s turn to infest the cryptosphere, crawling straight out of the fridge and into your bags.
No roadmap. No fluff. Just a raw, unstoppable force of community and chaos.
🐸 $WSSIE is inevitable.
You can close the fridge… but Wassie always comes back.
👉 Load the bags. Tighten the grip. Join the infestation.
It’s Wassie season.
